Elias' Wife Planet

This is the conversation I had with Elias this morning:

Elias: "I want to have 100 kids!"
Dad: "Well, your wife can only have so many kids. Most women don't have more than a dozen or so."
Elias: "I'll have 25 wives!"
Dad: "It's actually illegal to marry more than one person at the same time."
Elias: "I'll tell the policeman that I treat them really well."
Dad: "That's great, but the law is the law."
Elias: "I'll terraform my own planet. On my planet it will be illegal to smoke, but legal to have as many wives as you want."
Dad: "You know, a lot of women want a man all to themselves. They don't want to share him."
Elias: "I'll build a tower on my planet with 100 men in it! They can have those!"

oh boy.